Sounds like tea bagging left a bad taste in the republican’s mouths
Headline from the WorldNutDaily: If you can’t beat ‘em, bad-mouth ‘em?News anchors resort to sexual innuendo to criticize tea parties “bad-mouth ‘em” *giggles* Jon Stewart chronicles this sudden...
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I think we need waterboarding license plates
If we’re going to have the state sponsor putting a person being tortured on a license plate, I say we need fair representation of all forms of torture. Waterboarding is big in the news, but let’s not...
View ArticleLord, save me from your followers
Reconnecting with old high school friends on Facebook is like walking through a cow pasture; you never know when you’re going to step into a pile of steaming crap. You may find out that someone you...
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Fresh new face of the Republican party!
I’m not even sure where to begin with this one. Dear Mom, I’ve met the man of my dreams and I couldn’t be happier…. Is Glenn Beck going to be a grandfather? ‘Cause insanity of Beckian proportions is...
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What kind of idiot walks into an open manhole while texting?
I asked myself that question when I first heard about this. Geez, talk about stupid. Fast forward to today. I’m on a family trip to Disney. Walking through the park the idea strikes me that it would be...
View ArticleSlicing and Dicing: Responding to a Reader’s Comment
This started out as a reply to a recent comment on an older post of mine, but the commenting system told me it was too long, so I figured I’d address it out here. In the original post, I was mocking an...
View ArticleAdministration FAIL!
*grumble,ghrmbl,gurhmbld, stoopid iPhone touch screen, gurmble,gjrjdm* I finally get some comments on a blog post and what do I do? I fracking delete one of them!!!!1!!!111 That’s what I get for poking...
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Gov. Crist makes god put up a force field
According to Gov. Charlie Crist of Florida, we’ve been spared from the hurricanes because he stuffed a little piece of paper in a hole in a wall. Of course, it requires the wall to be in Jerusalem and...
View ArticleUn-fucking-acceptable
It’s a good thing I’m not a teacher in Seminole County, because they would fire the hell out of me if they caught wind of my blog. I mean, if all it took for John Wolfe to get fired is to drop the...
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Ignore the previous post
Yeah, that’s right. Ignore it. Everything is fine. And dandy. Along with peachy and keen. So don’t sweat it, your conduit to the stuff falling out of my brain remains intact. Also, boys and girls,...
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THE WORLD’S GOING TO END!!!!111!1ELEVENTYONE!1
Tweet Apparently we’re all supposed to be trembling in our boots because delusional prophet theistard David Wilkerson thinks that bad stuff is about to happen. He’s written an AN URGENT MESSAGE: I am...
View ArticleIsn’t this just a little over the top?
Tweet A REVOLUTIONARY IDEA Palm Beach tea party: ‘Chains we can believe in’ Americans outraged by Obama’s perceived shift toward socialism C’mon, seriously?!? For real? Our friends at the...
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